Let’s Rescue Some Slo– POLAR BEARS!

Polar bears can be incredibly lazy.

If you know where this picture is from and you’re not Katie, you get a cookie.

The polar bear in this event is SO lazy, I’m guessing he’s a sloth dressed up as a polar bear, NOT an actual polar bear. 😮

I’m Marina, and while I was too lazy to post this yesterday, I’ve overcome my laziness now. So let’s get started! 😀

So here’s the event information, because what this post needs is even more image spam:

The heat is making them weak? More like the questionable grammar is making them weak…

Anyway, I’ve already helped the sloth polar bear out a few times, but just picture him standing where I was in the earlier picture. For reference, that would be here:

To help the sloth polar bear out, you have to play Bobo Fish and Fish Fish, both found in the Arcade. Bobo Fish is one of the Arcade games (NOT MULTIPLAYER LIKE EVERYONE SAYS IT IS), and Fish Fish is one of the Outdoor games. I’m terrible at Bobo Fish but have a lot of experience with Fish Fish from its event, so I’ll be showing you Fish Fish.

People who played Fish Fish as much as I did back in June will immediately notice something’s…off. Yes, they’ve replaced two of the fish with incredibly weird-looking…other fish. Seriously, how do those things have sunglasses underwater?!

When you finish playing, you’ll receive this message:

Suddenly I have a very good idea of why Fantage chose to have this event now. 😛

You may also receive a fish:

I haven’t found it hard to get fish, but that might be because I’m a member. If you’re having trouble, you can waste your Gold buy five nets for the low, low price of 100 Gold! But *Remember to use all your nets before this event is over! Because Fantage apparently thinks we’ll want to use them when we can’t even get fish? (Though considering the IQs of some of the people on Fantage, I’m not surprised they have to put a disclaimer like that in there…)

So, anyway, once you have a fish, you can feed it to the sloth polar bear!

And then…HE’LL MOVE FIVE STEPS! USUALLY IN A COMPLETELY RANDOM AND UNNECESSARY DIRECTION! Or, if he’s going to somewhere else on the map, he’ll move ONE step!

Look, I know the heat is making you “weak”, but WOULDN’T THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO MOVE A LITTLE MORE QUICKLY? OR AT LEAST TAKE THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO MT. FANTAGE POSSIBLE?!

…at least he’s not going through Downtown, Uptown, the School, and the Forest…

Also, for the people who thought you got the medal just for moving the sloth polar bear at all, it’s actually for getting him all the way to Mt. Fantage. Fantage words things terribly. I blame Roise.

Anyway, here’s what you’ve all been waiting for…

Limited Items

Here’s the limited items cart (along with some guy advertising his bae tryouts) for your viewing pleasure.

These got released a little bit after the event started. The way I even found out they existed was by looking at Anna’s IDFone and noticing she had on some cute pink outfit I’d never seen before. But I digress…

Girls:

The hair and shirt are cute, but I don’t have anything else that goes with them… Everyone should probably buy at least one or two of those to sell at MyMall later, though. I bought ten of each item…

Prices:

Hair – 1500 Gold, 3000 Stars

Shirt – 2500 Gold, 5000 Stars

Pants/Skirt/Cloud/WHATEVER THIS IS – 2500 Gold, 5000 Stars

Shoes – 500 Gold, 1000 Stars

I hope all you female members out there have a lot of Stars… Thank Fantage it’s Friday, though, because that means you can sell clothes at Lucky Bob’s. 😉

Boys:

This…is probably not going to sell for as much as the girls’ stuff. Especially the shoes. Seriously, who thought those looked good?

Prices:

Hair – 1500 Gold, 3000 Stars

Shirt – 2500 Gold, 5000 Stars

Pants – 2500 Gold, 5000 Stars

Shoes – 500 Gold, 1000 Stars

So…that’s about it. What did you think of this post? Do you agree that that polar bear seems way more like a sloth than a polar bear? Are you surprised I managed to actually fully cover an event again? Are you confused as to why I’m wearing that outfit? Have you managed to make the new items look cute, or are you like me and suddenly find yourself wishing you bought Jenny’s boots from the unicorn event? Well, no matter what you think, feel free to…enjoy this picture of me at Mt. Fantage, where the sloth polar bear is NOT!

Oh, yeah. Leave a comment below, too. 😛

Marina