How to be Generic on Fantage 101
Greetings peasants! It is I, TheSuperAnna01! Ever felt like you’re too ORIGINAL? Ever felt like you’re the only CREATIVE one? Ever felt like you don’t belong? Well listen up folks, Anna is going to educate you on how to be GENERIC!
Step 1: GENERIC EYES!
How can you be generic if you don’t even have the eyes for it? No matter what you wear, if you don’t have one of these special eyes, you’re lame! (Don’t worry though, there are generic non member eyes, so if you have no idea what the Spanish eye server trick is, you can wear one of those!)
BY THE WAY, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE PURPLE MIST EYES. ;D
FOR BOYS: Just wear those blue eyes that every other guy has. You know what I’m talking about.
Step 2: GENERIC STYLE!
That’s right folks! How can you be generic if you can’t follow the crowd in style? Who starts their own trends? Follow them! Wear all of the popular items! By the way, if you’re too poor to afford the items, then steal your parents’ credit card! 🙂
DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible if you actually steal your parents’ credit card, and if you get into serious trouble. 『It’s not my fault.』
Step 3: GENERIC TYPE STYLE!
The good news is that this is incredibly easy to do, because of Fantagian filters! Basically, just talk to people!
Basically make the following faces:
- e e;
Write “uqly” which turns into “awesome.”
Talk about how much you need a bae.
Oh, and mix a bunch of random letters in your words so they show.
Step 4: GET A WHUN/BAE!
That’s right, online date a person that could secretly be a 20 year old on the other screen!
Random fact: So after screencapping the guy came to me and yelled, “ANNA!” There was nothing that implied that he knew me from blogging, but if you’re reading this post dude, sorry for offending you!
Step 5: BE IN THE STAR CAFE, OR MYMALL ALL OF THE TIME!
Who goes to other areas, when you can hang out and bully people who don’t dress in a generic style!?
(I was too sick of wearing that generic outfit, sorry guys.)
Step 6: Go outside.
Ban your Fantagian account, turn off the computer, put your computer in a dumpster, go outside, and reflect on life. Because you don’t have one if you do all of the following.
Hope y’all have been educated and informed, on HOW TO BE GENERIC!