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More stupidity from Downtown!

So right after I posted that last post, I went back to Downtown…and saw some real intelligence at work here, people.

Besides the general lack of knowledge people have about Karma Koin gift cards and what they do, I saw:

  1. Three or four people were alternating between asking, begging, and screaming for people to have a fashion show at their houses. Why they couldn’t have done this themselves is beyond me. Then, when someone sensible pointed out that Fantage has an actual Fashion Show game at Top Models, all of these people said some variation of “no”. And promptly went back to screaming.
  2. A girl in the middle of the big crowd in Downtown asking some random other person to move every five seconds. You are in the middle of a crowd, lady. It’s not going to magically part for you. Then instead of doing what any sane person would do and moving up higher where fewer people are, she just used her scepter to grow and started screaming about the hangout at her “plc”. (I don’t really get why people can’t be bothered to type the A or the E, but I digress.) And then when a normal-sized girl stood on her, she got all worked up about it, because a regular-sized Fantagian is totally going to prevent people from clicking on you when you’re huge. Yeah, okay, then.
  3. This exchange: “Stop following me.” “I LOVE YOU!” Clearly these people have learned their ways of showing romantic affection from Twilight.
  4. This other exchange: “Hi, your cute!” “I no.” “It’s I know, not I no.” “I no.” “It’s I know.” “And it’s swag.” The “I no” girl was also holding “bea” tryouts, just FYI.
  5. Someone thought MyMall was an overrated place to ask for items and started asking people if they had bunny nose. Because the average Fantagian Downtown has all kinds of wanted items from five years ago!

Also, for everything that happened that made it to this list, there were about a million people hosting various tryouts. At least one of said people did not actually check their house in the middle of all this tryout screaming, because they had to be told multiple times that there were a lot of people waiting there.

And on an unrelated note, sorry for not posting a lot, guys! Between ACNL, SMM, and real life, I haven’t had a ton of time for Fantage. I’ve mostly been on to recruit and to restock my kiosk/get more permission, but that’s it. I did notice that they removed the eCoins you get when you make a new account, though. (But they’re always changing things about the registration process, and you do still get eCoins for completing Michelle’s tutorials.)

Marina

P.S. Thanks for helping us get 10,000 views, guys! 😀

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Fantage: Cringe Channel

Hello everyone! I’m your host, TheSuperAnna01, and toady I’m going to check out servers in Fantage, to find Fantagians that will make us cringe! Please grab some popcorn, as you’re going to join me and my pet Blizzy in this cringe adventure!

me and blizzy

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you die of cancer.

Alright, let’s see how the Fantagians in Blueberry Bobcat act!

Star Cafe:
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Aww, only the usual that’s happening, someone bullying someone with more items than them. How cute.

Uptown:

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“you lost your baby”

“ya i did”

….

10/10 best mother of the year, shows no concern.

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[crying externally]

Downtown:

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Translation: Whats laugh out loud in that?

That doesn’t even make any sense.

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In Fantage, Bae = Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Significant other

Assuming that he’s hetero…

“Any girlfriend guys plz”

I’m so sorry pal, you’ll find one eventually. She’ll probably end up being a smelly teenager the internet, but you’ll get there!


Small commercial break, this post is brought to you by Yoshi.

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I AM BETTER THAN YOU


Alright, unfortunately we didn’t see anything too awful in Blueberry Bobcat! But how wonderful will Burgundy Bullfrog be?

Star Cafe:

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Someone is 3 years late.

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oh oh mighty bubble please bless us all with hope and stuff

respect the bubble

praise the bubble

who needs vaseline when you have bubbles

oh thank the good lord messiah bubble

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okay what does this even mean?

Bae Tryouts:

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i honestly can’t understand

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oh look bubble guy needs a bae now

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CRY CRY

*blushes while crying*

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So I became a plane:

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he told me to come to his place and change back to normal

so I did

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he then proceeded to cheat on me

RUDE WOW K JARED IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU

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This is more like Fantage Adventures than Cringe Adventures. If you’re used to Fantage, this is all just normal.

This post is also sponsored by my clone. 🙂

smh this girl has no taste

Remember before you go to bed folks: I’m always watching you in the Star Cafe.

i am always stalking you

This has been the worst cringe channel ever. Disappointed in your content, Fantagians.

~TheSuperAnna01

Things Wrong with Fantage

Note: I wrote this a long time ago and you might have noticed that I have changed things a bit. My viewpoints change, y’know?

Hello everyone, it’s Anna. I’m normally a person who doesn’t care much when it comes to virtual worlds. A lot of people believe that non members don’t have much freedom, but I believe that premium members don’t really have much else besides the fact that they have access to more clothing. Gameplay is basically the same. However, there are some ridiculousthings placed on Fantage, it’s not even funny. I’m going to list them here. Feel free to comment below more things that you believe is unfair!

1. eCoining Removed.

Before you could click on a starred premium member only item, and pay for it with ecoins to get the item back. But now, you can’t do that! In all honestly, bringing it back would be an even smarter choice to get more money. They have a reason to buy more ecoins to return an old item! I know Fantage wants people to purchase that twelve month premium membership, however I know most people would rather have gold (or eCoins before) than a membership. In fact, if they really wanted some cash, they could have changed it to golding instead. I’d rather have that than no way of returning an old item at all.

2. Fantage Filter Chat System.

It’s so, so bad. I think anyone who’s played Fantage knows that I’m talking about. Not even simple things, such as numbers in word form show up. What bothers me the most is how periods and apostrophes don’t show, so I can’t speak with my perfect grammar. I cry every time. It’s really hard to read, and most of the time I just say “awesome” a lot since I want my text to show by using the uqly trick.

3. Fantage Club House. (It’s barely supervised.)

You know what? The Fantage Club House is bad itself. There’s normally drama and other stuff. In fact, I’ve seen pictures with swearwords on them! Aren’t the photos checked!? Fantage is mainly for children. If I had a kid who played a virtual world and there were swearwords all over the place, I would never, ever let my child touch that website ever again. I’ve even seen some graphic images in the anime club. (Blood and gore.) Call me creepy, but I enjoy seeing some bloody artwork. But, this is a game for kids. Kids shouldn’t be exposed to that kind of stuff. Then again, most kids are calling themselves “mature” and are exposed to tons of the horrible things on the internet, so I guess even then they’ll see those things anyways.

4. Banning People.

Some people are banned for an absolutely no good reason in Fantage. While some people will insult others, other people will report those people, and those who say inappropriate things won’t even be punished for their actions. In fact, people regularly insult me in areas where you don’t even have the ability to look at their IDFone and report them, like in Fashion Show games! I’ve encountered multiple people who would insult me just for winning the game. Now, since I’m a teenager I can handle immature insults. But with Fantage’s target audience kids can find that extremely offensive.

5. The Community!

Probably the worst part of Fantage! I personally believe that you guys are great, but for the rest of the community (especially the teenagers who need a life outside of a virtual world for kids like me) are so rude. They act like they’re all better than you because they have a higher level, they’ll treat you poorly just because you’re new to the website. What’s also unfortunate, is how greedy we have come to be. We all want gold. Even to the point where people hack other people’s accounts to take their precious items that you could sell for a fortune, or where they take away all of your gold.

There are also whuns (boyfriend/girlfriend on fantage) which… Doesn’t really make any sense at all. Why would you want to date someone online, someone who you don’t know what they look like and how old they are? I’m completely fine with online dating, but if you’re playing Fantage you’re probably too young to be in a relationship as well. Random story about whuns: One day I was on my boy account and I was in the restaurant (on the cruise ship) and I saw this couple. The male then said, “I have to go now, bye.” and left. Then the girl said after he left, “I need a whun.” She then went to me and asked if I wanted to be her whun. Obviously I said no, but she continued on her adventure to find one. So if you do get a whun, just know that they’re probably cheating on you when you’re offline!

So, that’s really all I have so far. As said in the beginning, if there’s something else you want to add feel free to comment! Now have a lovely day everyone!

~TheSuperAnna01

Vaseline Fun Times

Sometimes I spread Vaseline all over my body, and pretend that I am a slug. -Wise words from the internet.

So I was voice chatting with Marina, and we both did random stuff on Fantage. We decided to go on a popular server, go on bae tryouts, and annoy people.

I first began telling people that they smelled fine, and then tried to ask people if I could spread Vaseline all over their body. Turns out you can’t say spread, so I just said, “wanna be my vaseline?” To people.

It was hilarious, let me tell you! Marina and I died laughing, and came back to life just to provide you with images! 🙂 She took more images than I did, but here are my share:

of course I do Vaseline is bae Vaseline is love Vaseline is life everyone wants to be your Vaseline all the boys love Vaseline WHATTTTTTT even Not Barney likes Vaseline Anna missed the part where the girl put the Vaseline on her cake and ate it

You can see more images of the event on Marina’s Fantage blog, here.

Anyways, next time you go in a whun/bae tryout, ask people if they can be your Vaseline. 😉

~TheSuperAnna01